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Key Details
Property Type Single Family Home
Sub Type Detached
Listing Status Pending
Purchase Type For Sale
Square Footage 2,508 sqft
Price per Sqft $657
MLS Listing ID NDP2502561
Style Detached
Bedrooms 4
Full Baths 3
Half Baths 1
Construction Status Turnkey,Updated/Remodeled
HOA Y/N No
Year Built 2002
Lot Size 4.220 Acres
Acres 4.22
Property Sub-Type Detached
Property Description
PROPERTY OVERVIEW: Prepare to be utterly disappointed by this so-called paradise sprawled over a measly 4.22 acres in the heart of nowhere. This 4-bedroom, 3.5 bathroom atrocity boasts approximately 2,500 square feet of pure regret. *****FEATURES YOU'LL DESPISE: *** BASKETBALL COURT: A brand-new court that practically guarantees missed shots. Even our agent couldnt sink a basket. *** FRONT DOOR: An obnoxiously large 6 x 9 glass pivot door that screams Look at me! *** POOL: A so-called spectacular pool thats more eyesore than oasis. *** BARN TURNED SHOP: We ruined a perfectly good barn to create a massive shop space. No horses allowed; just your boring work truck and storage. *** PRIMARY BATHROOM: Features a two-person shower and a standalone bathtub, because who doesnt love wasting water? *** NATURAL LIGHT OVERLOAD: Huge skylights flood the home with unwanted sunlight. *** WOOD-BURNING FIREPLACE: An outdated heating method that requires actual manual labor. *** MATCHY-MATCHY INTERIOR: Matching cabinets and countertops throughout the house for those who lack imagination. *** OUTDOOR AMENITIES: An outdoor bathroom with a shower next to the pool and an outdoor kitchen, because walking inside is just too much effort. *** EXCESSIVE LAND: Over 4 acres with the potential to build an ADU, inviting more people to invade your space. *** SOLAR PANELS: PAID LG solar panels that eliminate your electricity bill. Who wants free power anyway? *** PRIVATE WELL: A 10,000-gallon holding tank ensures youll never pay for city water again. How dreadful. *****Price: Were asking an absurdly high price to ensure this property remains unsold. *****Contact Information: Please refrain from reaching out. But if you must, contact our agent who is reluctantly handling this listing. *****Disclaimer: All descriptions are drenched in sarcasm. In reality, this property is a rare gem waiting for the right owner to appreciate its unique offerings.
Location
State CA
County San Diego
Area Ramona (92065)
Zoning R-1:SINGLE
Interior
Interior Features Recessed Lighting
Cooling Central Forced Air, Other/Remarks, Dual
Flooring Linoleum/Vinyl, Other/Remarks
Fireplaces Type FP in Living Room
Equipment Dishwasher, Disposal, Microwave, Refrigerator, Convection Oven, Barbecue, Built-In
Appliance Dishwasher, Disposal, Microwave, Refrigerator, Convection Oven, Barbecue, Built-In
Laundry Laundry Room, Inside
Exterior
Garage Spaces 3.0
Pool Below Ground, Private
Community Features Horse Trails
Complex Features Horse Trails
Utilities Available Electricity Connected, Propane
View Mountains/Hills
Total Parking Spaces 3
Building
Story 1
Lot Size Range 4+ to 10 AC
Sewer Conventional Septic
Water Well
Architectural Style Ranch
Level or Stories 1 Story
Construction Status Turnkey,Updated/Remodeled
Schools
Elementary Schools Ramona Unified School District
Middle Schools Ramona Unified School District
High Schools Ramona Unified School District
Others
Miscellaneous Foothills,Rural
Acceptable Financing Submit
Listing Terms Submit
Special Listing Condition Standard
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